braingremlin:

fund my indiegogo campaign for my upcoming horror game “five freds in nighties”

braingremlin:

fund my indiegogo campaign for my upcoming horror game “five freds in nighties”

deliciousghosts:

I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities

muhplastic:

Someone please tell me it’s not supposed to be packaged like this.

muhplastic:

Someone please tell me it’s not supposed to be packaged like this.

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shit in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

Moved some furniture at my grandmother’s house… who knew the carpet was actually pink?

Moved some furniture at my grandmother’s house… who knew the carpet was actually pink?